Certain actors are firm favourites of the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences, with nominations up to their eyeballs and another win seemingly never far away – your Streeps and Winslets, your Nicolsons and Penns.
And then there are some who – for various reasons – seem destined to never clutch that shiny little man and embarrass themselves with an over-emotional speech, however hard (or not) they may try…
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1. Donald Sutherland
Shockingly, has never even been nominated in either the main or supporting actor categories. A pretty inexplicable snub for the respected, 40-year career actor – nothing for Klute, nothing for Ordinary People, nothing for M*A*S*H. Shameful.
2. Harvey Keitel
Despite starring in Mean Streets and delivering a memorable turn in Taxi Driver, le Harve has never really set the acting world alight in the same way as his contemporaries like De Niro, Pacino, Hoffman and Hackman. Except for a supporting nom for Bugsy he’s never registered on the Oscar radar. He does show his own little man a lot which is... er, something.
3. John Cusack
The male Cusack sibling has avoided Oscar-baiting roles his whole career – and with recent turns in 2012 and Hot Tub Time Machine, that trend doesn’t look like ending any time soon.
4. Jennifer Jason Leigh
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5. Sharon Stone
Chose to enter her acting twilight by reprising her breakthrough role in Basic Instinct 2: Risk Addiction. Sadly for Sharon, few actors have earned critical acclaim for movies in which they've co-starred with Stan Collymore.
6. Keifer Sutherland
A classic victim of finding TV success just as he was getting to prime awards-baiting age. Now so well-known as Jack Bauer that identikit undemanding roles in the likes of The Sentinel beckon long into the horizon. Seems to enjoy partying rather more than acting.
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7. Kate Hudson
Started well with a supporting nomination for Almost Famous, but her career trajectory has drifted into romcom territory, including far too many appearances with our next entry.
8. Matthew McConaughey
The many-abbed one is indisputably Hollywood’s current romcom king. This is not an accolade Mr. McConaughey should be in any way proud of.
9. Cameron Diaz
The Sweetest Thing is the kind of sin that is hard to forgive and forget. Tries hard with efforts like Being John Malkovich and The Box, but would really need to 'do a Theron' for voters to get past the big smile and California blondeness.
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10. Gerard Butler
Sort of the midpoint between McConaughey and Jason Statham, splitting his time equally between romcoms and hard man roles. The result is little inspiration in either.
11. Christian Slater
Never likely to receive the same kind of love as his acting role model Jack Nicolson, unless there was an award for best performance by an actor’s eyebrows.
12. Patricia Arquette
Slater’s True Romance co-star has suffered the same fate as Sutherland Jr. by fronting a too-successful TV series, psychic cobblers Medium.
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13. Richard Gere
Less an actual actor than a clothes horse for female fantasies – Armarni-clad stud in American Gigolo, navy whites for An Officer And A Gentleman, tailored tux in Pretty Woman.
14. Demi Moore
Career seriously nosedived after the disaster that was Striptease and has never recovered. Preferred medium of expression nowadays is Twitter.
15. Harrison Ford
Single nom only for Witness. Not that it's ever seemed to bother the famously laid-back star.
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16. Kevin Bacon
Solid in Murder in the First and The Woodsman, but sadly it seems that some people will never forget Footloose.
Jeeze Louise!
18. Samuel L. Jackson
What happened to her career? Playing Spock’s mum in a near-cameo is not what you would call a comeback.
17. Bruce Willis
Should have been nominated for Pulp Fiction, but Miramax campaigned for Sam Jackson and Travolta (see below) instead.
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18. Samuel L. Jackson
Should have won for Pulp Fiction. His quantity over quality approach to choosing roles has not done him any favours.
19. John Travolta
Nominations for Saturday Night Fever and Pulp seem a loooong time ago.
20. Winona Ryder
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21. Johnny Depp
Certainly talented enough, but far too out-there to ever sway a panel of traditionalists, despite a pair of recent nominations.
Honestly Kate Hudson is a horrible "actress", I wasn't even impressed with her in Almost Famous. Her turn to rom comedy has truly ruined her ability to show her "true talent" I guess. Someone I'm also too keen about, is Gerald Butler.... I mean, seriously? he isn't great enough for that. And Harvey Kietel? I'm shocked! Amazing, truly one of the greatest actors of his time - but his career has turned to the worst. It's funny though, his performance in Taxi Driver IS great, memorable, and ALMOST iconic... but as great as the performance was, and the way he could have easily steal the whole show, DE NIRO was just way too amazing to be outacted. This is what king daniel day lewis lacks, HE NEVER works with great actors, while guys like De Niro & Keitel prove themselves when both were at their best. You see Keitel in TD, and despite its short role, it's a performance that could have steal the show, but like I said, De Niro's greatness was not vulnerable to be outshine, all he did was stand their and make facial expressions to Sport (Keitel) and his sheer genius never made us look at anyone else. True acting genius that De Niro... wow.
ReplyDeleteAnyway, others that are very overlooked for this award that is "so greatly awarded" these days are, the hot and talented Patricia Arquette, Kevin Bacon, Jennifer Jason Leigh, and most of this list.
Most undeserved: Kate Hudson, Cameron Diaz, and Demi Moore. They're mainly horrible actress in general - even Demi was barely beyond average in her golden days.
Other MOST deserving and NEVER nominated: Gary Oldman... but looks like he'll be getting one soon - nomination, because overrated DiCaprio is sure to win.
Lastly, the whole thing these days is rigged anyway. They don't make 'em like they used to.
Geez, you made my spelling look like garbage - either that or I forgot to proofread, ha ha. Oscars... smocars.
ReplyDeleteI love the hot, hot Patricia Arquette by the way!
Interesting point about Daniel Day Lewis, I never thought about it that way. I wonder what There Will Be Blood would have been like had he been facing off against another acting titan!
ReplyDeleteGary Oldman is still going from strength to strength and I would bet money on him winning something eventually... but Jennifer Jason Leigh should have made the list, good shout.
Someone like Bacon I think is unfortunate - he's actually pretty decent when he wants to be, but is too much of a figure of fun to get proper recognition.
Two words: Robin Wright
ReplyDeleteGood shout!
ReplyDeleteJohnny Depp just does not fit in the oscar mold he should have won years ago for Scissorhands or Ed Wood or Blake just to name a few.
ReplyDeleteCant believe you left out Mickey Rourke. His 2009 nomination seems like a one-off now.
ReplyDeleteAgreed!
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